December, Volkswagen will desperately attempt to counter its
steep recessionary slump by releasing an upscale, eight
cylinder model. They plan to market it heavily in the United
States using none-too-subtle sexual innuendo. This limited
edition car will be called the 2015 "Tailia". Volkswagen's
advertisements will attempt to lure potential buyers with ads
featuring male and female supermodels plus a SLEEZY
double entendre declaring: "This winter be one of the lucky
few Americans to get their hands on our powerful new Jetta
Tailia." These Teutonic bastards have no shame. None
whatsoever. Nada.
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